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Joakim Lloyd Raboff -
3 months ago
I knew going in that Hotel Bee Fang wasn’t going to provide me with a guest experience to write home about. Most reviewers agree that the owner(s) aren’t overly interested in providing guests with a comfortable, service oriented hotel experience.
This hotel is simple, worn and torn and offers nothing else than a place to rest your bones. The walls are wafer thin and noise leaks in from all of them – as well as from the ceiling and floor.
I’ve stayed in a few sketchy hotels all over the world, including some dirt cheap plaes in China, Indonesia, Thailand and Malaysia. You get what you pay for and that’s exactly the positioning of Hotel Bee Fang.
They don’t care about you as a guest or if you ever return. You’re a number, a €, $ or a ¥ and I would guess that the owner(s) certainly don’t read or care about reviews of this kind. Which is perfectly fine. Just realize this before booking a room there.
All of the above aside, upon arriving, I was actually pleasantly greeted by a fellow working at the reception. We had a nice chat for a while and he even took time to show me how to get to a few places in Hamburg on a map and finally gave me instructions on how the entrance beeper worked. Before taking the elevator to my room’s floor, the same fellow told me that check out time was at 10 am, which shocked me a little as this an unusually early checkout time for a hotel.
And that's the thing about Hotel Bee Fang. The relatively cheap room rate comes with some caveats. In addition to the noisy, no-frills room experience and the absurdly early checkout time, the hotel will also charge you €6 for every hour after checkout and €2/hour to keep your bags stored in their care.
In the US, Bee Fang would be called a flophouse or at best a cheap motel. With it’s central location near the train station Hamburg Hauptbahnhof and affordability, Hotel Bee Fang served its purpose perfectly for me. But I don’t think I’ll be staying there again any time soon.